Sentinel Peak Award Haiku
Local Kook Award: Ralph Lorenz
I don't need no mechanism
Ralph's plants guide the sand
I Wanna Soak Up the Sun Award: Ingrid Daubar
Dunes or lava flow
ground truth shows that both are wrong
Ingrid stirs the pot
Trip Leader Heir Apparent Award: Zibi Turtle
left behind for a weekend
Zibi comes on trip
MTV Music Award (unpresented): Jason Barnes
Giddy from poker
Weird Al incarnate regales
too bad he can't sing
Fearless Leader Award: H. Jay Melosh
Scouting on day one
not even any wrong turns
Jay has got this down
The Perfect Night Award: Joe Spitale
son of a bleeping bleep bleep.
That's half my dinner!
PR Award: Jason Barnes
Pattern in the rocks:
its not there 'til you believe.
Harvard Scholar award: Jay Melosh
"I'm the world's foremost expert".
Jay finds a new friend.
Nancy Chabot Award: Mike Bland
Beer, Whiskey, SoCo.
Supposed to start with liquor!
Know When to Hold'em: David Choi
David wheels and deals,
studying up for Vegas.
Cry me a river.
Real Geologist Award: Geoff Collins
Watching in disgust
Geoff stays out of the flame wars.
These kids don't know rocks . . .